Day 3, The New Blood and the Unusual

When we could breathe air out from the sewer, it was midnight already and.." ZOOM "went pass a car when we popped our heads up the manhole. Just as I thought it was safe I got up from the manhole and some Fuckin' idiot accelerated even faster towards me and banged me. Somehow I stayed alive. The asshole that banged me didn't hit'n'run , neither did he come out to apologise. He sat in his car laughin' his hideous black ass off. I dragged him out of the car and he was still laughing. I bashed him up and he was still laughing with his mouth opened. I pissed in his mouth he was gargling and laughing. Richard then said " Blackguy, shut the fuck up or I'll make my mum slap you." Then there was sudden silence. He then said his name was Aaron.

Insecurity started engulfing , Aaron joined our little adventure and the 3 of us decided to hide from the popo in the forest then improvise later on. We were tired and pissed off because we had been driving all over New York and we couldn't find a forest, then it hit me, New York is a city. I punched Aaron and Slapped Richard, they gave me a titty twister, it was good. Then later, we ended up in a forest out of town, we trashed Aaron's car and rolled down the hill of the forest. It looked like a forest where no one has been in before, A Virgin Forest. We then used Richard's Self-drawn compass on his hands to direct us to north. Suddenly...

A distorted image appeared right in front of Aaron's dreadful black face. Colour contrast, for Aaron is black and the image was white. It has 3 boobs on its head with tiny arms carrying a wand with a star top. It then just drifts away slowly, the 3 of us just followed it. Hours and hours we've been walking and soon we arrived in a bar in a beach. There were many girls in the bar. Humongous tits. We realised the image was a Love Fairy for it shot an arrow through the girls breast. We took a girl each. Ahh, Happy moments.. To be continued.

To be continued immediately, The fairy then became really strange, it spawned a cookie man and started stabbing everyone in the bar with its wand with the star. It wasn't the lovely fairy we thought it was, I took a jug of beer and smashed the fairy in its 3 boobs. It died. The little cookieman thanked us and dragged us away. Its tiny hands grabbed my balls and pulled them towards the forest. Richard asked, "Who are you and where are you taking us?" the cookie said with lots of breathy words" ffff.....ff.. I am... Fff ff... Your father.. fff "
"Really.. ?" enquired Richard, "No, I'm sorry, I just had to do what Darth Vader did, I'm taking you to my house for tea as a token of appreciation for setting me free." said cookieman. Ric and Aaron followed it while I was being pulled and minutes later we arrived in a Magical Candy House . How adorable..

As soon as the cookie pressed the solid candy from it's what we think is a doorbell, Aaron started chewing its sweet roof. I bit off cookieman's head and it was still squiggling about, Richard munched it's legs off. We tore up the roof and grabbed his sweet little children and gave them a ticket to our bellies. We spared the mum, heh heh. We ate the entire house. The little cookiewhore than tried to make a run for it, We then thought to spare it and let it lead us to her little cookie tribe, the village. It stupidly did, thinking the elder cookies would cast voodoo on us to flee but they were pretty wrong. We Godzilla-ed the village and broke many candy tents and threw cookie people up the sky like rain, when it fell, it fell with a splat. Richard was blowing off the cookie prostitudes skirts while Aaron painted himself white with white, sugar semi-liquid.
Cookiedogs tasted alot like chocolate cookies. We Stomped, Crashed, destroyed, conquered and ate the entireeeeeeee village. Happy moments. Ahh..

Day 2, After being screwed in the back.

So after being fucked from the back, I started singing "Sorry's seems to be the hardest word", for I knew I was punished immorally by Elton John for the sins I've commited against men. There I was, alone and miserable in my own cell stroking my balls. Hoping that there would be something that'll amaze me .. or just something.....
Then along the corridors of our cell, I heard dragging of lazy feet, someone whistling to the tune " Don't worry be Happy ", Smelled like a bum with piss. I got out from my toiletseat halfway releasing demons and there was a man infront of my cell. I looked at him. He was a loser in disguise, he stunk like a skunk, he had messy hair and he is Messed up. The bars then slide open, he got in and stood right infront of me with his dick facing me, inches away, then he moaned " urgghhhh ".

It was Richard..

We looked at each other, I looked at him, he looked at me and then I realised he was better looking than I am. We stared at each other for a long time then he said " So...." and I shouted immediately " CHRISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT !! " then we decided to break out of prison for I didn't want to see Elton John again. Our little plan was to Kill everyone and leave but witout getting caught. It was the best plan ever. It was so good that It made Prison Break look like Prisoners Cake. It was so good that there won't be a tommorow because it was so good. So good, I gotta tell you it's so good.
We decided to kill therefore we had to make our own weapons, I tore a piece of my bed sheet and broke a metal bar and tore Richard's toe nail and tied it around the metal bar. It was deadly.

Minutes later, we woke up because it was lunch time. As usual Richard was lazy and a humansloth so he didn't want to get out of his bed, when the guards came to wake him up, Richard sunk his toe nail up the guards belly, it wasn't really a good plan at all because I had just realised who I was working with. We figured a way to hide the corpse, We hid it in Elton John's cell and headed for lunch :D.

We skipped our way to the cafeteria and when we got our lump of shit on our trays, we threw our food at other prisoners and seconds later it became a major food fight. While it was all messy, we took our weapons and started killing prisoners and guards under the "smokescreen" .I stabbed Elton John in his asshole and he screamed " Moreeeeeeeeeeeee moreeeeeeeeeeeeee.'' Goddamn it. In the end, I managed to kill 403,520 people. It was a Major Scene the big policemen had to come and throw a ball-baring Grenade down. All the prisoners ducked to avoid the ball bearings but the other guards were killed by it for they thought they were safe. Lucky for Richard and I, we managed to escape out of the cafeteria when it was Red Alert ( the ball bearing Grenade ).

So Richard and I were very stealthy and we ran as quickly as possible in circles. We ran up a flight of stairs and to our surprise there was a bitch in the Cell Control Room. ( CCR ) As we all know, Richard can never control his raging hormones he raped that bitch in her nose which she died out of weird and freakiness. It was happy time for Ric and me, we played with the pretty buttons, levers, valves and we found keys. We messed with the controls and the cell doors we opened, at 5 inches. The lights were busted and the alarm was ringing. We found two an MP3 player on a chair and we found a song by Elton John called " Candle in the Wind" we played it through the sound system in repeat. All the other prisoners shouted " YOU FAG" they were all upset and annoyed while Elton John was the only happy one there.

We decided to move ahead and got out of the building and we saw the light. The outside world, and we wanted to breakout through the high walls but there were too many popo's, So we decided to improvise and get away through the sewage in the basement, We then moved our way through this stinky maze, we saw many unusual things along the way, we saw Aliens V.S Predators being murdered by bums, horses with rats face, Chicken Wings, Spirits with no head and Clay Aiken. We managed to find a way out, up the stairs was a heavy piece of shit, we forced it open and we were in the streets. Popped our heads out to breathe fresh air..

Day one, in Prison.

I opened my eyes and a bed was above me, I found myself alive in a cell, I ressurected from death. 4 hours later I realised I was in Prison. I got up from the lower bunk and saw a man on the top bed. It was Michael Scofield from Prison Break. I killed him. I was caught by the police for the mess I made and was put to a solitary cell, I killed them security guards. I broke out and killed many prisoners including Michaels brother, Jesse McCartney. I was shot in my left thighs and I pretended to die, minutes later I was brought to the Mini Clinic, I saw this nurse I killed her and her colleagues. As I was put to the mental facility, I atempted to kill the head officer but I was shot with multiple tranquilizer darts.

I was rudely disturbed by a secruity guard coz' it was lunch time. I suffocated the guard and ate his ears. As I was escorted by two guards to the cafeteria I started to realise killing is bad, coz' everytime I kill, I get beaten up pretty bad. Then later in the cafeteria, I had two lump of shit lookin' meal on my tray, It looks bad but its pretty awesome, tastes like chicken with sweat. Anyway, I sat with a couple of girls, and I thought male prisoners would go to a male prison but thank the lord there were girls here, they look pretty with manly voices. I made a couple of friends, Michael Jackson, Elton John, Christopher Wong and the dead singer from Queens, yeah he Revived.

I was sent back to the cell. I then realised being in prison is pretty dull so I started writing poems like..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Remember the time in Bed,
When I was on top of you.

After spendin' hours writing that poem, We were to get out in line and head to the bathroom, the bathroom is an open shower area where you can see everything. Yes you can see tiny pigeons sometimes they grow to big pigeons. While I was singing the song Y.M.C.A with a bar of soap in my hand, one of them kind souls told me never to drop my bar of soap. As soon as he said it, I dropped it. It flew right in front of Elton John, so I walked right up to him and bent right in front of him. I felt a sensational penetration right in my ass. I realised I was being... yeah. It was a painful and humilating experience of my life. I tried to kill him but he just touches me and grabs me whenever I wanted to assault him.

Never Drop The Soap.

How I got into prison.

It was a warm night, my friends and I planned to rob a bank down the road of Gotham City next to Yellowbrick road, Bellyville. Joan Nga, Richard Latsch, Abu bakar, Rumah Zaini, Hulk Hogan and me, were up to no good. We were bad. We'd cut you in your neck and put salt in it then laugh at Ugly Betty. We were all disguised in black except for Abu and Zaini, for they were horrifyingly black. Joan was to provide us with equipment and he was the wingman, Abu and Zaini were to help me unload the cash, Hogan was to break down the vault with his metalhead and Richard was there to look good, to look like we know what we're doing or to look like proffesionals. He looked like a dropout from school. He has this look.. like that --->

So anyway, I had an erection cause' Abu was touching my nipples. We arrived at the bank with our bicycles, Bank Cot. Everything was according to plan, we rushed in the entrance and the alarmed triggered.....

I gave Richard a slap for he was the asshole that planned this. Hulk Hogan was so pissed he tore off his clothes, Abu Bakar burned down Rumah Zaini's house, while Richard and I made the run for it. We ran south until we stopped. We stopped at Vaney's Diner and had doughnuts. We robbed Vaney's and killed an old man for he had the same name as I did and he had face problems. We continued running again and killed hundreds of people along the way until.. we met the popo, 5 policemen came rushing towards us with their batons, I was so wonderful and courageous I broke one of their arms with a Judo-chop, dodged, moved with lightning speed and stole the baton and bashed everyone with it , including Richard. I managed to escape while Richard was on the ground. He said to me " Just go... Leave me.. " and so I did.

I ran up and down, down to basements, up the stairs and round in circles until helicopters and the SWAT team came, I was panicking, I murdered a cat. Somehow I managed to destroy the helicopters and killed 4 SWAT members with my bare hands until I fell down and one of them started humping me. I jumped up, frontflip double black flip, sideflip, flared, krumped out of the unsual rape. I was about to kick his nuts when I was hit really hard in the back. I died..twitching..